It has been a while since I last wrote. After spending quite sometime in the US road tripping, having daily adventures, hanging out with one
of the coolest girls I know, eating a plenty and going to some of the most awesome theme parks I have come home inspired, broke, a touch
tired and extremely behind in posts. There is so much to see and do in America that you need months. You still wouldn't be able to do it all.
Honest. Like Australia. Like anywhere. You will never uncover every secret and see every amazing site. But we try.
SAN FRANCISCO
People watching is best done in China Town & Fisherman's Wharf. So much colour and individuality. Waving your hands round your head do
not keep pigeons at bay. Houses that are sugar coated are extra sweet on sun filled days. Ball games are fun when sitting with crazy Englishmen.
In particular ginger haired ones, whilst sipping hot chocolate and practicing your tourette skills. Piercings are cool. Especially on amazing red
heads who are kindred spirits. Peace and love equals no parking tickets.
not keep pigeons at bay. Houses that are sugar coated are extra sweet on sun filled days. Ball games are fun when sitting with crazy Englishmen.
In particular ginger haired ones, whilst sipping hot chocolate and practicing your tourette skills. Piercings are cool. Especially on amazing red
heads who are kindred spirits. Peace and love equals no parking tickets.
ROAD TRIP
46 hours straight with no stopovers is crazy. 12 states in just under six days is amazing. Truck stop snacks do not satisfy after the third stop.
Beef Jerky is plain wrong. Never wear a wife beater when trying to cross the Texas/Mexico border. Rabbits play in the sky. 5 hour energy shots
causes nausea and hysterical laughing. Six energy shots in one day equals disaster. Singalongs are vital.
46 hours straight with no stopovers is crazy. 12 states in just under six days is amazing. Truck stop snacks do not satisfy after the third stop.
Beef Jerky is plain wrong. Never wear a wife beater when trying to cross the Texas/Mexico border. Rabbits play in the sky. 5 hour energy shots
causes nausea and hysterical laughing. Six energy shots in one day equals disaster. Singalongs are vital.
HARRY POTTER WORLD
Castles are amazing when lit with floating candles. Toads are quite musical reptiles. 43 degree heat with snow capped houses is quite humorous.
Joke shops are not meant for boys. they are meant for sly little girls. Candy in glass jars causes impressive salivation. If I was a beer I'd want to
taste like butter. I want to be a kid forever.
Castles are amazing when lit with floating candles. Toads are quite musical reptiles. 43 degree heat with snow capped houses is quite humorous.
Joke shops are not meant for boys. they are meant for sly little girls. Candy in glass jars causes impressive salivation. If I was a beer I'd want to
taste like butter. I want to be a kid forever.
DISNEY WORLD
Walt Disney is a genius. Staring at the Enchanted Castle makes you wonder why anyone ever wants to grow up. Having wood spit on you is
quite refreshing. Frozen bananas, there are no words. Alice equals perfection. Deli pickles amuse me. If I were a jelly bean I would be toasted
marshmallow. Mouses never let you down. Trees are magical. Splash mountain = best first ride. The Medusa = the best ride. Sunsets with a
Mexican feast is drool worthy and perfection at the very least.
DELICIOUSNESS
If I were to die tomorrow Vegan Love Hut Pho Noodle Soup would be my last meal. Clam chowder in a bread bowl is a no brainer. Set meal
plans for $6 with pickled ginger. Oh. My. A 'made for giants' wrap should be consumed by as many people as possible. Vegetarian chili at Disney
World on 40 degree day is surprisingly refreshing. Swirl is to die for. Honest to god. Swirl three time sin one day is not. Breakfast burritos can
not be conquered by boys with egos. Burgers with rock melon? Extreme sundaes should be avoided at all costs. Even if your photo may be
plastered on a wall.
If I were to die tomorrow Vegan Love Hut Pho Noodle Soup would be my last meal. Clam chowder in a bread bowl is a no brainer. Set meal
plans for $6 with pickled ginger. Oh. My. A 'made for giants' wrap should be consumed by as many people as possible. Vegetarian chili at Disney
World on 40 degree day is surprisingly refreshing. Swirl is to die for. Honest to god. Swirl three time sin one day is not. Breakfast burritos can
not be conquered by boys with egos. Burgers with rock melon? Extreme sundaes should be avoided at all costs. Even if your photo may be
plastered on a wall.
